You will not read this book today! You will not read this book I say! This book, this very book you see, Tis' offensive, it may be. You will not read it in a box. You will not read it to a fox. You will not read it here or there. You must not read it anywhere! Not out in public, or in a house, You must not read it to a mouse. You will not read it on a boat, You will not read to a goat. To do so you would be mistook, This book is full of gobbledygook. This book is pure nonsens
